{"id":11466,"date":"2017-06-21T16:57:16","date_gmt":"2017-06-21T20:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mujerdevision.com\/vision\/?p=11466"},"modified":"2017-06-21T16:57:16","modified_gmt":"2017-06-21T20:57:16","slug":"para-reir-y-reflexionar-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mujerdevision.com\/vision\/para-reir-y-reflexionar-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Para Re\u00edr y Reflexionar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Todo lo que siempre necesit\u00e9 saber, lo aprend\u00ed de mi mam\u00e1:<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 a <em>APRECIAR UN TRABAJO BIEN HECHO<\/em>; \u201cSi se van a matar, h\u00e1ganlo afuera, acabo de terminar de limpiar\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1o<em> RELIGI\u00d3N<\/em>: \u201cEs mejor que ores para que esto salga de la alfombra\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 <em>LOGICA<\/em>: \u201cPorque yo lo digo, por eso\u2026 y punto\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 <em>PREDICCIONES<\/em>: \u201cAseg\u00farate de que est\u00e1s usando ropa interior limpia y sin agujeros por si tienes un accidente\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3<em> IRON\u00cdA<\/em>: \u201cSigue llorando y yo te voy a dar una raz\u00f3n verdadera para que llores\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 a ser<em> AHORRATIVA<\/em>: \u201c\u00a1Guarda las l\u00e1grimas para cuando yo muera!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 <em>\u00d3SMOSIS<\/em>: \u201cCierra la boca y come\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 <em>FUERZA DE VOLUNTAD<\/em>: \u201cTe vas a quedar sentada hasta que termines la espinaca\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 <em>METEOROLOG\u00cdA<\/em>: \u201cParece que un hurac\u00e1n pas\u00f3 por tu cuarto\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 <em>MODIFICACI\u00d3N DE PATRONES DE COMPORTAMIENTO<\/em>: \u201cDeja de actuar como un mono\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 <em>ENVIDIA Y MATEM\u00c1TICA<\/em>: \u201cHay millones de ni\u00f1os menos afortunado en este mundo que no tienen padres tan maravillosos como t\u00fa\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3<em> VENTRILOQU\u00cdA<\/em>: \u201cNo rezongues, c\u00e1llate y cont\u00e9stame; \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 lo hiciste?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 t\u00e9cnicas de <em>ODONTOLOG\u00cdA<\/em>: \u201cMe vuelves a contestar y te voy a estampar los dientes en la pared\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>GRACIAS MAM\u00c1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Todo lo que siempre necesit\u00e9 saber, lo aprend\u00ed de mi mam\u00e1: Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 a APRECIAR UN TRABAJO BIEN HECHO; \u201cSi se van a matar, h\u00e1ganlo afuera, acabo de terminar de limpiar\u201d Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1o RELIGI\u00d3N: \u201cEs mejor que ores para que esto salga de la alfombra\u201d. 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