{"id":11682,"date":"2017-06-27T22:24:06","date_gmt":"2017-06-28T02:24:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mujerdevision.com\/vision\/para-reir-y-reflexionar-3\/"},"modified":"2017-06-29T19:11:37","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T23:11:37","slug":"para-reir-y-reflexionar-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mujerdevision.com\/vision\/para-reir-y-reflexionar-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Para Re\u00edr y Reflexionar"},"content":{"rendered":"

Todo lo que siempre necesit\u00e9 saber, lo aprend\u00ed de mi mam\u00e1:<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 a APRECIAR UN TRABAJO BIEN HECHO<\/em>; \u201cSi se van a matar, h\u00e1ganlo afuera, acabo de terminar de limpiar\u201d<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1o RELIGI\u00d3N<\/em>: \u201cEs mejor que ores para que esto salga de la alfombra\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 LOGICA<\/em>: \u201cPorque yo lo digo, por eso\u2026 y punto\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 PREDICCIONES<\/em>: \u201cAseg\u00farate de que est\u00e1s usando ropa interior limpia y sin agujeros por si tienes un accidente\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 IRON\u00cdA<\/em>: \u201cSigue llorando y yo te voy a dar una raz\u00f3n verdadera para que llores\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 a ser AHORRATIVA<\/em>: \u201c\u00a1Guarda las l\u00e1grimas para cuando yo muera!\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 \u00d3SMOSIS<\/em>: \u201cCierra la boca y come\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 FUERZA DE VOLUNTAD<\/em>: \u201cTe vas a quedar sentada hasta que termines la espinaca\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 METEOROLOG\u00cdA<\/em>: \u201cParece que un hurac\u00e1n pas\u00f3 por tu cuarto\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 MODIFICACI\u00d3N DE PATRONES DE COMPORTAMIENTO<\/em>: \u201cDeja de actuar como un mono\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 ENVIDIA Y MATEM\u00c1TICA<\/em>: \u201cHay millones de ni\u00f1os menos afortunado en este mundo que no tienen padres tan maravillosos como t\u00fa\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 VENTRILOQU\u00cdA<\/em>: \u201cNo rezongues, c\u00e1llate y cont\u00e9stame; \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 lo hiciste?\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mi mam\u00e1 me ense\u00f1\u00f3 t\u00e9cnicas de ODONTOLOG\u00cdA<\/em>: \u201cMe vuelves a contestar y te voy a estampar los dientes en la pared\u201d.<\/p>\n

GRACIAS MAM\u00c1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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